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Ale pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, m\u00e1me na mysli opravdov\u00e9ho MU\u017dE, mu\u017ee drs\u0148\u00e1ka a po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9ho machra s plnovousem, kter\u00e9ho nerozbre\u010d\u00ed jen tak n\u011bjak\u00fd Titanic, drs\u0148\u00e1ka, kter\u00fd v\u00e1m zaru\u010d\u00ed, \u017ee padnete do mdlob nad jeho mu\u017enost\u00ed a odvahou (pokud nepadnete u\u017e d\u0159\u00edve jeho smradem, proto\u017ee ten pot je c\u00edtit na […]","datePublished":"2025-03-06","dateModified":"2023-04-29","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.demaster.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"demaster.cz\n","url":"https:\/\/www.demaster.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/bbaa4e9a58aac4329fe0ade0f3fb816f09f0dc43c21f6e884dccfbc124b16b29?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/bbaa4e9a58aac4329fe0ade0f3fb816f09f0dc43c21f6e884dccfbc124b16b29?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"demaster.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.demaster.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a294424_w2070_t1506368940.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.demaster.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a294424_w2070_t1506368940.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.demaster.cz\/bez-puchyru-nejen-na-putaky\/","about":["Zbo\u017e\u00ed"],"wordCount":399,"articleBody":"M\u00e1te v rodin\u011b, \u010di ve sv\u00e9m bl\u00edzk\u00e9m okol\u00ed mu\u017ee? Ale pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, m\u00e1me na mysli opravdov\u00e9ho MU\u017dE, mu\u017ee drs\u0148\u00e1ka a po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9ho machra s plnovousem, kter\u00e9ho nerozbre\u010d\u00ed jen tak n\u011bjak\u00fd Titanic, drs\u0148\u00e1ka, kter\u00fd v\u00e1m zaru\u010d\u00ed, \u017ee padnete do mdlob nad jeho mu\u017enost\u00ed a odvahou (pokud nepadnete u\u017e d\u0159\u00edve jeho smradem, proto\u017ee ten pot je c\u00edtit na m\u00edle daleko!) Existuje-li ve va\u0161em okol\u00ed n\u011bkdo takov\u00fd, volba narozeninov\u00fdch (a vlastn\u011b jak\u00fdchkoliv) d\u00e1rk\u016f m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt vstupenkou do pekla.\u010c\u00edm jej tedy podarovat, kdy\u017e u\u017e mus\u00edte?1.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 PLA-CA-TKY! PLACATICE! JEDNOZNA\u010cN\u011a TA NEJLEP\u0160\u00cd VOLBA! PROTO\u017dE ALKOHOL JE KR\u00c1L!Jednak bude v\u00e1\u0161 chlap r\u00e1zem drsn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, a\u017e po v\u00fdstupu na Mount Everest nab\u00eddne part\u011b, kter\u00e1 ten nam\u00e1hav\u00fd a t\u011b\u017eko zvl\u00e1dnuteln\u00fd v\u00fdstup absolvovala spole\u010dn\u011b s n\u00edm, k\u016fm fr\u0165ana ze stylov\u00e9 ko\u017een\u00e9 placatice a jednak jej to vzpru\u017e\u00ed natolik, \u017ee n\u00e1mahou s\u00e1m nepadne k zemi – proto\u017ee co si budem, i ti nejnamachrovan\u011bj\u0161\u00ed mu\u017ei maj\u00ed sv\u00e9 limity (pokud teda nejsou Chuck Norris!).Ot\u00e1zkou v\u0161ak z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1, jakou placatku vlastn\u011b vybrat?Tak svat\u00fdm pravidlem z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 jednozna\u010dn\u011b materi\u00e1l – v ka\u017ed\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b to mus\u00ed b\u00fdt nerez! A zbytek je u\u017e na v\u00e1s. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b se vyplat\u00ed investovat do kvality \u2013 jednak nep\u016fsob\u00ed jako p\u011bst na oko, \u017ee jste koupili levn\u00fd \u0161unt u Vietnamc\u016f – nebo chra\u0148 v\u00e1s ruka P\u00e1n\u011b haramp\u00e1d\u00ed s r\u00e1doby vtipn\u00fdmi n\u00e1pisy ve stylu:„Hardy part!“, „I love party!“, \u010di „Daddy\u00b4s best friend“, kter\u00e9 m\u016f\u017eete sehnat za sto pade na ka\u017ed\u00e9m internetov\u00e9m obchod\u011b s \u017eertovn\u00fdmi p\u0159edm\u011bty, a jednak bude m\u00edt jistotu, \u017ee mu vychlazen\u00fd alkohol z\u016fstane d\u00e9le vychlazen\u00fd a v\u016fbec cel\u00e1 jeho kvalita bude nezm\u011bn\u011bn\u00e1. Zbytek jsou u\u017e jen dopl\u0148ky – ale ne nepot\u0159ebn\u00e9 dopl\u0148ky! Takov\u00e1 placatice, pota\u017een\u00e1 jemnou k\u016f\u017e\u00ed s vyryt\u00fdm v\u011bnov\u00e1n\u00edm a nal\u00e9vac\u00edm poh\u00e1rkem navrch m\u00e1 opravdov\u00fd \u0161mrnc a zcela ur\u010dit\u011b ji ocen\u00ed nejeden d\u0159evorubec, myslivec, ly\u017ea\u0159, ryb\u00e1\u0159, horn\u00edk a i kter\u00fdkoliv milovn\u00edk dobr\u00e9ho moku!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.2\/5 - (10 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Bez puch\u00fd\u0159\u016f nejen na pu\u0165\u00e1ky!","item":"https:\/\/www.demaster.cz\/bez-puchyru-nejen-na-putaky\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]